Tanuki Tanooki Oh My July 28th, 2010 by b-knox

I clarified some things for myself. It seemed I didn’t understand something. So here we go… ready for two speelings?!?!?

Tanuki refers to a wild Japanese dog that looks like a raccoon or badger.  They do definitely look less like a dog.   Which may be why they are thought of as mischievous, cunning, shape-shifting anthropomorphs in mythological lore.

Tanooki is a Nintendo of America translation first utilized in Super Mario Bros. 3, being a full-body extension to the more standard, simpler raccoon tail.  Where the raccoon tail can get Mario propelling forward through the air, the tanooki suit also allows Mario to transform into a statue which can be passed by enemies unharmed.

Simple enough.  It would be easy to conclude N of A changed the spelling for accessible pronunciation.  Though, reading it as standard translated text, it sounds tah-no-oh-key rather than tah-new-key.

And so, while that might be interesting to some, others could wonder why I’d bother nerding out like this.  There’s a simple explanation :

Somewhen in Japanese history their culture decided that this —

… a raccoon dog out on your wet porch is the equivalent of this —

A public phone kiosk with ginormous testicles between it’s feet for happy foreigners to molest.  It’s quite a scene!  The sake is for good luck.

Monstropedia says :

In Japanese folklore the Tanuki has great physical strength and supernatural powers. Like the kitsune (fox), it is a master of shapeshifting and disguise and is a mischievous creature taking all sorts of disguises to deceive or annoy travellers. It will perform various tricks to get such things as saké, food, or women to the point of turning itself into inanimate objects, such as the tea-kettle in the famous story of the Bunbukuchagama.

Is the scrotum pushing the tanuki up in the air or is this more like a flying sumoplex?

“Just another rainy day, walking along with the gang.  Oh!  Look out!  That bear is trying to eat our brief cases!”   “That’s not a bear, that’s a space station.”

Perfectly acceptable in public.  This is what Mario and Luigi were up to?  They dress up like furries, get smashed on sake, and then crush passerby’s with their inflatable testicles?  Fun for the whole family!

UPDATE :: I found a great source of dated prints.  “In the mid-1840s, ukiyo-e master Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1797-1861) created a number of woodblock prints showing legendary tanuki (raccoon dogs) using their humorously large scrota in creative ways.”

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3 Responses to “Tanuki Tanooki Oh My”

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  3. Sanhueza says:

    Thanks for the interesting bit of history and art. I laughed so hard, my scrotum inflated!

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