Archive for the ‘Mythology’ Category
Steve Jobs vs. Dennis Ritchie . . . FIGHT! Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Some time has passed since these two computer history icons passed themselves into the afterlife. They both died the same week last October, both legends, or at least their work will span following generations. But one of these bad boys was overlooked during this period by the media.

In fact, if you were to listen to the media from that period you might come to believe that Steve Jobs was an unbelievable wizard who single handedly created home computers and Pixar movies, all the while inspiring folks to “think different”. It is true, Jobs stood for an amazing standard in entrepreneurial theory and practice. If he had entered God into it all, Apple and it’s purchasers could quickly garner cult status. The thing is, Jobs was not a developer, he was a designer. I don’t want to say he didn’t understand “under the hood” stuff, but it wasn’t his concern. “Make it do this, you know, for the kids.”

So, who is this Dennis Ritchie? He developed the C programming language and was a major proponent of the Unix operating system. After C came C++ and a whole league of similar languages. After Unix came Linux (which this website is running on). Ritchie defined a standard for high level programming languages, languages that make programming much more accessible. Without them there would be a lot less software in the world. A computer is practically useless without software.

…and now a bunch of related links that have cluttered my browser for months now…

Where were you when Apple II? – one of the last machines I think of (had one) when people mention 8bit due to it’s lackluster graphics and sound during it’s era

Foxconn – Jobs might have helped build Pixar, but Apple outsources labor to an abusive firm

The Oatmeal – Apple Products – great comic about Apple diehards and the lack of upgrade options

Serving at the Pleasure of the King – an argument about Apple’s app store not nurturing it’s developer community

On the Media Reaction . . . – industry experts from O’Reilly Radar discuss the adulation of Steve Jobs

Remembering Dennis Ritchie – much less controversy, much less articles about his passing :(

Have a Krampus Christmas Friday, December 24th, 2010

You might think I’m trying to put a cramp down on your holiday spirit, but I assure you my inflection is quite the opposite. No, this is no mere livid libation. I descend my pedagogical duty upon you for the sake of mankind’s infinite duality. So get yourself emotionally polorized and grip on something fierce.

The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude – Hallmark & Krampus

The world of Krampus is wholly new to me this season. Fierce! Lunacy! St. Nicholas has an evil twin! I got the Krampus holiday card fever!!

Tanuki Tanooki Oh My Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

I clarified some things for myself. It seemed I didn’t understand something. So here we go… ready for two speelings?!?!?

Tanuki refers to a wild Japanese dog that looks like a raccoon or badger.  They do definitely look less like a dog.   Which may be why they are thought of as mischievous, cunning, shape-shifting anthropomorphs in mythological lore.

Tanooki is a Nintendo of America translation first utilized in Super Mario Bros. 3, being a full-body extension to the more standard, simpler raccoon tail.  Where the raccoon tail can get Mario propelling forward through the air, the tanooki suit also allows Mario to transform into a statue which can be passed by enemies unharmed.

Simple enough.  It would be easy to conclude N of A changed the spelling for accessible pronunciation.  Though, reading it as standard translated text, it sounds tah-no-oh-key rather than tah-new-key.

And so, while that might be interesting to some, others could wonder why I’d bother nerding out like this.  There’s a simple explanation :

Somewhen in Japanese history their culture decided that this –

… a raccoon dog out on your wet porch is the equivalent of this –

A public phone kiosk with ginormous testicles between it’s feet for happy foreigners to molest.  It’s quite a scene!  The sake is for good luck.

Monstropedia says :

In Japanese folklore the Tanuki has great physical strength and supernatural powers. Like the kitsune (fox), it is a master of shapeshifting and disguise and is a mischievous creature taking all sorts of disguises to deceive or annoy travellers. It will perform various tricks to get such things as saké, food, or women to the point of turning itself into inanimate objects, such as the tea-kettle in the famous story of the Bunbukuchagama.

Is the scrotum pushing the tanuki up in the air or is this more like a flying sumoplex?

“Just another rainy day, walking along with the gang.  Oh!  Look out!  That bear is trying to eat our brief cases!”   “That’s not a bear, that’s a space station.”

Perfectly acceptable in public.  This is what Mario and Luigi were up to?  They dress up like furries, get smashed on sake, and then crush passerby’s with their inflatable testicles?  Fun for the whole family!

UPDATE :: I found a great source of dated prints.  ”In the mid-1840s, ukiyo-e master Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1797-1861) created a number of woodblock prints showing legendary tanuki (raccoon dogs) using their humorously large scrota in creative ways.”