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Tanuki Tanooki Oh My Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

I clarified some things for myself. It seemed I didn’t understand something. So here we go… ready for two speelings?!?!?

Tanuki refers to a wild Japanese dog that looks like a raccoon or badger.  They do definitely look less like a dog.   Which may be why they are thought of as mischievous, cunning, shape-shifting anthropomorphs in mythological lore.

Tanooki is a Nintendo of America translation first utilized in Super Mario Bros. 3, being a full-body extension to the more standard, simpler raccoon tail.  Where the raccoon tail can get Mario propelling forward through the air, the tanooki suit also allows Mario to transform into a statue which can be passed by enemies unharmed.

Simple enough.  It would be easy to conclude N of A changed the spelling for accessible pronunciation.  Though, reading it as standard translated text, it sounds tah-no-oh-key rather than tah-new-key.

And so, while that might be interesting to some, others could wonder why I’d bother nerding out like this.  There’s a simple explanation :

Somewhen in Japanese history their culture decided that this –

… a raccoon dog out on your wet porch is the equivalent of this –

A public phone kiosk with ginormous testicles between it’s feet for happy foreigners to molest.  It’s quite a scene!  The sake is for good luck.

Monstropedia says :

In Japanese folklore the Tanuki has great physical strength and supernatural powers. Like the kitsune (fox), it is a master of shapeshifting and disguise and is a mischievous creature taking all sorts of disguises to deceive or annoy travellers. It will perform various tricks to get such things as saké, food, or women to the point of turning itself into inanimate objects, such as the tea-kettle in the famous story of the Bunbukuchagama.

Is the scrotum pushing the tanuki up in the air or is this more like a flying sumoplex?

“Just another rainy day, walking along with the gang.  Oh!  Look out!  That bear is trying to eat our brief cases!”   “That’s not a bear, that’s a space station.”

Perfectly acceptable in public.  This is what Mario and Luigi were up to?  They dress up like furries, get smashed on sake, and then crush passerby’s with their inflatable testicles?  Fun for the whole family!

Songwriting is like Constructing a Speech Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Yeah, they require the same quantum mechanics.  It’s like alchemy, mixing the right elements in a correct order.  Get out your pogo sticks and start wrestlin’!

  • an attention getter
  • state your purpose
  • expand your idea
  • break it down
  • keep them interested
  • revelation
  • end with a ‘thanx’
  • Q + A

This, indubitably, is in abstract reference to the music itself which, thus, includes all countenance and hither to any such ambiguous proclamations such that antithesis rides again in a squandary of adhesive codas.  Pack your bags, it’s time for a vacation.  And nary the very inquiry that brought us here in the first place.  :D/

The VIC-20 and Twitter Saturday, March 20th, 2010

On Feb 20th, 2010, Syd Bolton and friends presented the first tweet posted by a Commodore VIC-20 at the Personal Computer Mueseum in Ontario, Canada.  The video of this event isn’t the greatest, the VIC’s screen absolutely illegible and the enthusiasm overtly academic.  But, for a moment in time, some level of history was made.  Not only did computer technology separated by generations of innovation effectively communicate, but a non-profit, niche museum had it’s 15 minutes of fame on a national scale.

I don’t know whats more amazing : the 30 year old VIC-20 on television or a newscaster that can program his sign-off on a Commodore 64!

Syd Bolton’s sentimental decision for this particular machine, as it was his first machine, caught me up in my own romances.  It was my first machine too.  Tweeting had already been done on the Commdore 64, and the VIC offers a new height of challenge with it’s limited 3.5kb RAM for loading/writing software.  Bolton even choose a datasette peripheral device for storing the tweeting program.  But how does it really work?



top tweetVer running on VIC-20
bottom tweetVer source code is written in BASIC
Photos by Leif Bloomquist

The VIC-20 is connected to a modern PC via it’s RS-232 interface.  With this port and protocol, a Commodore computer is capable of communicating with various hardware including hobbyist electronics.  The modern PC software is titled tweetVer and is supposed to be public soon and supporting multiple 8bit platforms.  TweetVer, I am guessing, is the hub between 8bit and interwebs, doing the actual posting.  This is where some controversy begins, the VIC-20 vicariously attached to the web rather than directly.

The application of the experiment is a complete novelty, but the experiment itself is an awesome example of geek gadgetry and exploration.  At first glance,  I was hoping the VIC-20 negotiated an ISP and was directly utilizing the Twitter API.  From what I gathered through some comments, this method is actually possible, though you’d have to find a person willing to waste hours upon hours developing a complete novelty.

Some net trolls have garnered this epic event as nothing more than a publicity stunt.  It doesn’t help matters when a self-proclaimed VIC-20 lover poops out a generic press release for their first post on a community forum. But taking a cynical approach against a non-profit computer museum falls daft. The ends, exposing the masses to an antique machine stull usabel today, justifies the means.

All in all, afterall,  it is a nifty idea.