Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day and I thought, “This year, Imma gonna do-a sumptin!” Who am I going to prank? Battle of the Bits of course! I don’t think those noobs even know I have this blog. :/ So… to get started… we need to detect that it is indeed April 1st, the day of […]
Well, hell. I have an ear infection. I’m dizzy and I don’t like loud noises. Unlike me, really. So… let’s take a two hour nap, drink a lot of fluids, and chill out to a photoshop text effect tutorial. Candy Coated, a delicious treat! While I don’t have the typeface Sugar Pie, I do have […]
On Feb 20th, 2010, Syd Bolton and friends presented the first tweet posted by a Commodore VIC-20 at the Personal Computer Mueseum in Ontario, Canada. The video of this event isn’t the greatest, the VIC’s screen absolutely illegible and the enthusiasm overtly academic. But, for a moment in time, some level of history was made. Not only did […]
The LSDJ manual comes with an example for the pulse wave kick drum. My variation is on the right. I often use F1 on the volume envelope for a quick kick but if I want a long boom I use F3 to F6. I keep the sweep envelope the same (and remember this sweep effect […]
Birds and bees outside!??! The clock in my minivan displays the correct time now?!?! I lost an hour of sleep!??!? HOLY BAJEEEZUS!
I got out of bed at 2pm; in the midst of great grogginess I checked Battle of the Bits for any activity and was heroically surprised! Strobe, a venerable BotBr, effortlessly coagulated a victoriously stunning viral video with a photo of myself from, liek, 6 years ago. I both laughed and scoffed like a junior […]